13 January 2009

recession?

I'm starting to wonder if my forehead is receding. It's not my hairline, which is where it always has been, but my actual forehead that seems to be inching backwards, flattening out.

Possibly, my frontal lobe has liquefied causing my skull to shrink to compensate for the smaller mass of grey matter..

This cannot be good.

6 comments:

Tami said...

Hmmm....I think we need pictures to help you with your diagnosis. ;>)

Lea said...

You are too funny! It sounds like you need some good books to read:).

Andrea said...

Haha yes, fill it up with a few good books and surely your head will expand again . . . seriously though, I can't imagine what might be going on, there! I've never heard such a thing. Have you asked Dr Google? He's always got an alarmingly doom and gloom outlook on every symptom one can cook up.

Yoli said...

Girl rent a happy movie. Denial is the cure for everything. Great blog.

kim said...

Liquefied frontal lobe must be a medical condition... maybe we should consult doc Rachael about this one. :) (Do you think insurance covers it and what is the treatment???)

Katie said...

Okay, so I just got online purely to get on this blog to tell you that it is 11 degrees in TN right now. And it is 21 in Moscow. It is WARMER IN MOSCOW THAN TENNESSEE.

I know you are not in Moscow. It is the POINT OF THE MATTER.

This southern belle is going to get on her granny gown and lay in bed and dream about warm balmy Kemerovo...